Anyone read the merch newsletter lately?
My favorite theory is the final Harry Potter book, if only so I can stop telling people that, no, it's not out yet, and no we don't have a date for it yet, so very sorry. But you know they'll be hyping the release for months beforehand.
Or maybe it's a book by 2Pac, telling us he's not really dead, and those posthumous albums really weren't posthumous. (Yes, this was one of the theories. What? It was slow.)
Or just another friggin book by Nora friggin Roberts.
Any one else have any good theories?